It seems life went out of its way to prevent me from uploading a SAGE build without any problems. Luckily, I fixed them all! I'm certain this time.

There was a VERY bizarre bug in which moving platforms would slide anything on top really fast if there was any lag or you played at 30fps. Naturally I panicked, but thankfully the solution was very simple--it was a really dumb typo. Now you can play Super Freaks 1 Ultimate Edition at any framerate in peace.

And for the love of God, let that be the last bugfix I have to do.